You may contact me respectfully either by email firstname.lastname@example.org, mobile 07940 223 033, or using the online form below. Note that I have a very low tolerance for timewasters or disrespectful people, so make your first impression on me a good one. Do not expect an immediate reply as I am always busy and often travel.
If you really want to attract my attention I refer you to my wish list (the Amazon icon below, or see the Wishlist page).
Advance booking is required. All bookings will only ever be taken on receipt of a deposit.
I may be more flexible for International visitors who are only in the UK briefly, or for established clients by arrangement.
I do outcalls at reputable hotels and other locations by arrangement. Outcalls are preferred after 7pm as I do not wish to waste my time in rush hour, waiting for transport or looking for somewhere to park. If I incur significant travel expenses you will be expected to pay for these.
I work by the hour and will do overnights if requested. Significant additional expenses will be met by the client. For new clients, a deposit will be paid in advance.
Be punctual or you may get no nearer than the door.
Be clean. I despise unwashed, foul smelling bodies.
Be respectful. Rude people make me angry and you won’t enjoy that.
I invite you to impress me with a gift of your choice.”